Blob-E-Grams

Dear Mr. Hudson:

My eyes are fully open to my awful situation so I‘m writing you a letter to demand an explanation. When the floor wax that we bought from you arrived here Monday morning, we discovered upon usage that the fumes should have a warning. Since the only possibility is that your wax is rancid, I request a full refund of all the money we advanced, and unless you can convince me you’ve improved the floor wax batter we will take our business elsewhere. So I hope you solve this matter.

Enclosed you’ll find a small container of the stuff I talk about. Just carefully remove the lid and take a whiff if you’ve a doubt. I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to alert the daily papers with the news of how our office was affected by your vapours. Which is why I choose to write to you a confidential letter full of strong recommendation that you make your floor wax better. I just hope it won’t require us to have our floor relaid and if it does you may expect a bill.

Also, I would like to wish you and yours a hearty Happy Holidays from the Mrs. and myself.

Sincerely,
Trevor Graydon