Sold Blobbies
- Shark Dog 4
- Material Alpine fleece, microfleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.5 x 10.5 x 4"
- Description
Shark Dog 3 (in 3D!!!) is the most versatile of predators. He can stalk his prey in the water, he can crawl up on to land, and he has a Mastercard to purchase plane tickets, so beware. Next time you're on a trans-continental flight, you may think you're safe until. . . Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh. . . DUH-NEEEEEEEEEEEE! He is sleeping next to you and drools all over your shoulder! Oh, the horror!
(No. 2593)
- Kearlynnueloft 5
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.5 x 10 x 3.25"
- Description
Snips and snails and a guy named Dale, that is what Kearlynnueloft is made of. A bit like the family dog, but with more mischief and a liking for cable television and jamocha shakes from Arby's. But not Arby's melted cheese, that stuff is poop.
(No. 2517)
- S.C.M.T.B. 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10 x 12 x 3.5
- Description
Supper Consists of Meatloaf, Taters, and Bacon? Sally Can't Make Trains Belatedly? Super-Color-Matic-Techno-Blobinator? S.C.M.T.B. stands for something, but it's as mysterious as what S.C.M.T.B. is. The truth is out there.
(No. 2428)
- Kearlynnueloft 4
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8.5 x 11 x 3"
- Description
Snips and snails and a little John Cale, that is what Kearlynnueloft is made of. A bit like the family dog, but with more mischief and a liking for cable television and jamocha shakes from Arby's. But not Arby's melted cheese, that stuff is poop.
(No. 2427)
- Melba Toast 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, waffle fleece, yarn, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.25 x 8.25 x 3.75"
- Description
Melba loves to play in the snow, but always remembers a cap to keep warm and toasty. Beware, Melba is a killer shot with a snowball.
(No. 2426)
- Shark Dog 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.5 x 10.25 x 4"
- Description
Shark Dog 3 (in 3D!!!) is the most versatile of predators. He can stalk his prey in the water, he can crawl up on to land, and he has a Mastercard to purchase plane tickets, so beware. Next time you're on a trans-continental flight, you may think you're safe until. . . Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh. . . DUH-NEEEEEEEEEEEE! He ate all the pretzel mix before the flight attendant got to you! Oh, the horror!
(No. 2425)
- Francois D. 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11 x 10 x 4.25"
- Description
This squat Parisian sucks the marrow from the bones of life. Fine drink, fine food, and fine women may be fine for some, but François D. lives for le cinéma vérité. When he is not behind the camera capturing the essence of life on a non-existant budget, he is behind his typewriter, poo-pooing the latest pap to slither out of Hollywood.
(No. 2424)
- Loaf 9
- Material Faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8.25 x 13 x 3.75"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. Bum! Bum! BUM!!!!
(No. 2399)
- Whaleronimo 6
- Material Stretch terry, scary terry, lace trim, yarn, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9 x 15.5 x 3.5"
- Description
Got a Whaleronimo of a tale to tell ya, lads / A Whaleronimo of a tale or two / 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved / On nights like this with the moon above / A Whaleronimo of a tale and it's all true / I swear by my tattoo. . . I like it better when Kirk Douglas sings it.
(No. 2396)
- Toothy McHairlip 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 16.5 x 11 x 3.5"
- Description
Toothy is an avid reader of The Newbraska Picayune. He spends his days writing letters to the editor, scouring the pages for spelling errors, fact checking every item, and pointing out potential fallacies to his mother (with whom he lives). Toothy's last night out with a lady ended in tragedy when his date admitted to never having picked up a copy of the Picayune. If Toothy seems like your type of guy, and you read the Picayune, you may want to drop him a line.
(No. 2395)
- Loaf 10
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, cotton webbing, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9 x 12 x 3.75"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. She whiles away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain.
(No. 2394)
- Narwhale Dog 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, ric-rac, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.25 x 12.25 x 3"
- Description
The Narwhale Dog (Canis Monodon monoceros) is rarely found north of latitude 26°N as she spends the majority of her time in South Florida attempting to befriend the cliquish manatee community. Her frequent comment that "manatees" sounds like panties for men doesn't help her case at all.
(No. 2383)
- The Newbrasquatch 3
- Material Furry fleece (berber), felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14 x 10.75 x 3.75"
- Description
Hero of rumor and legend, the burly Newbrasquatch is often sighted in the mountains, in the woods, or at the Kut-N-Kurl, but rarely are witnesses able to capture anything but a blurry polaroid. You can capture more than just an Enquirer-worthy photograph; you can capture his friendship.
(No. 2382)
- Loaf 11
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8.5 x 12.75 x 3.75"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. He likes to collect Garbage Pail Kids. Ew.
(No. 2381)
- The Arctic Newbrasquatch 1
- Material Faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13 x 10.5 x 4.5"
- Description
Hero of rumor and legend, the burly Arctic Newbrasquatch is often sighted in the mountains, in the woods, or at his day job at the Sno-Shack making shaved ice cones for the kiddies. But rarely are witnesses able to capture anything but a blurry polaroid. Although he is white and hairy, do not mistake him for a Yeti, the Abominable Snowman, or Andy Rooney. Especially not Andy Rooney.
(No. 2292)
- Green Recluse 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9.5 x 13 x 4"
- Description
The less famous cousin of the ominous Brown Recluse, the Green Recluse is best known for lounging on your couch and slowly leeching funds from your cookie jar. We hope you have insurance, because once the money runs out, he can turn a wee bit nasty, Ms. Jackson.
(No. 2270)
- The Newbrasquatch 2
- Material Faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.5 x 11.25 x 3.75"
- Description
Hero of rumor and legend, the burly Newbrasquatch is often sighted in the mountains, in the woods, or at the Kut-N-Kurl, but rarely are witnesses able to capture anything but a blurry polaroid. You can capture more than just an Enquirer-worthy photograph; you can capture his friendship.
(No. 2269)
- Senior Pooglins 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, faux fur, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13.25 x 8.25 x 3.5"
- Description
Senior Pooglins is sage enough to remember the good old days of treadle sewing machines, carded cotton stuffing, and purchasing fabric by the whole nine yards, or down to the brass tacks. He's chipper in spirit, but a little slow in body. He is just now mustering enough gusto to get himself on the site after recouping from the journey to Cleveland. Hang in there, Senior. We'd like you around for a few more years yet.
(No. 2268)
- Junebug 2
- Material Stretch terry, anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14.25 x 9.5 x 3.5"
- Description
A stellar karaoke-er and a joy to be around, Junebug is the less cute echo of her heroine, Stella June.
(No. 2267)
- Toothy McHairlip 2
- Material Furry fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13.5 x 11.5 x 3.5"
- Description
Toothy is an avid reader of The Newbraska Picayune. He spends his days writing letters to the editor, scouring the pages for spelling errors, fact checking every item, and pointing out potential fallacies to his mother (with whom he lives). Toothy's last night out with a lady ended in tragedy when his date admitted to never having picked up a copy of the Picayune. If Toothy seems like your type of guy, and you read the Picayune, you may want to drop him a line.
(No. 2266)
- Black Recluse 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9.5 x 14 x 4.25
- Description
The less famous cousin of the ominous Brown Recluse, the Black Recluse is best known for lounging on your couch and slowly leeching funds from your cookie jar. We hope you have insurance, because once the money runs out, he can turn a wee bit nasty, Ms. Jackson.
(No. 2265)
- Blobby King 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, novelty fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.5 x 10.5 x 3.5"
- Description
The Blobby King lords over his kingdom by day - passing decrees, tossing turkey bones over his shoulder, and hunting with the hounds. But, at night he is the shift manager at the local Blobby Crown Burger - checking the restrooms for overflow, emptying the grease vats, and pilfering fries. Being a king doesn't pay the bills.
(No. 2241)
- Sir Cutlet 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7.25 x 11.75 x 3.5"
- Description
He may not be his dentist's favorite customer, but he is sure to take a bite out of your heart. Your big, juicy, throbbing heart. Chomp.
(No. 2240)
- Malibu Jim 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14 x 8 x 5.25"
- Description
He's sporty, rugged, and ready to take you for a ride in his dune buggy*!
*Dune buggy sold separately and not available in the U.S., Phillipines, Canada, U.K. Germany, Australia, or where you live. Unless you find a cool one at the thrift store, then Jim would love to take it for a spin.
(No. 2239)
- Whale Dog 7
- Material Scary terry, polyester double-knit, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7.5 x 12.75 x 3.5"
- Description
Whale dog is man's best friend. . . and worst enemy!
(No. 2237)
- Earl of Chunk 4
- Material Stretch terry, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8.25 x 12 x 3"
- Description
Please, don't cast your Earls before swine. A Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Royalty Preservation League of the Independent Commonwealth of Newbraska (RPLICN).
(No. 2236)
- Whaleronimo 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9.5 x 12 x 4.5"
- Description
Got a Whaleronimo of a tale to tell ya, lads / A Whaleronimo of a tale or two / 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved / On nights like this with the moon above / A Whaleronimo of a tale and it's all true / I swear by my tattoo. . . Nah. Doesn't have the same ring to it.
(No. 2235)
- Bubba Talltuman 1
- Material Fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14 x 4 x 2.5"
- Description
Be wary of Bubba as your accomplice for a spy mission, since that lanky height draws undo attention, and he will probably try to date your sister. But he will always be a gentleman deep down.
(No. 1913)
- Senor Pooglins 5
- Material Furry fleece, anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12 x 9 x 3.25"
- Description
Need some sage advice? Are you confused why David Hasslehoff is so adored by the Germans? Do you need to know why a two party governmental system is a sham? The wise Señor. can answer all your questions. Just send an email, or read the tidbits of wisdom he has doled out in his advice column.
(No. 2234)
- Dame Cutlet 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8 x 12 x 3.25"
- Description
She may not be her dentist's favorite customer, but she is sure to take a bite out of your heart. So protect your heart. Seriously. Chomp.
(No. 2233)
- Le Blobby 1
- Material Furry fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8.5 x 12 x 3.5"
- Description
Carry Le Blobby in Le Bag, while you drive in Le Car or ride in Le Bus, listening to Le Disco Jazz. Trés chic.
(No. 2232)
- Viceroy Joy 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, cotton-poly, polyester fiberfill
- Size 15 x 9 x 3.75"
- Description
Viceroy Joy has always got something to say, whether it is official, ostentatious, or just plain goofy. Lend her your ear for a chit-chat.
(No. 2231)
- Jack Van Impe 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14.25 x 8 x 4.5"
- Description
Get a load of the coif! How can one Blobby maintain such a do? Some hefty hip pockets to house gels, sprays, mousses, relaxers, brushes and combs galore. If you need some guidance on what to do with your hair, or where your pet goes when it dies, or when the hidden inhabitants of Atlantis will strike, J.V.I. is all advice.
(No. 2216)
- S.C.M.T.B. 3
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13.25 x 8 x 4.75"
- Description
Sovereign Country Military Tank Blueprint? Senators Can't Make Tyrant's Bail? Steamed Crab Meat Tiny Bun? S.C.M.T.B. stands for something, but it's as mysterious as what S.C.M.T.B. is. The truth is out there.
(No. 2215)
- Francis Stein 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.25 x 9 x 4.25"
- Description
Francis can't really remember where the stitches came from. It may have been from a plastic surgery gone awry, or perhaps from the chainsaw accident. He thinks it may have been from the ninja attack, but we think it safer to leave the mystery alone.
(No. 2214)
- Toothy McHairlip 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14.5 x 11.5 x 3.75"
- Description
Toothy is an avid reader of The Newbraska Picayune. He spends his days writing letters to the editor, scouring the pages for spelling errors, fact checking every item, and pointing out potential fallacies to his mother (with whom he lives). Toothy's last night out with a lady ended in tragedy when his date admitted to never having picked up a copy of the Picayune. If Toothy seems like you're type of guy, and you read the Picayune, you may want to drop him a line.
(No. 2198)
- Francois D. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8 x 12.5 x 3.5"
- Description
This squat Parisian sucks the marrow from the bones of life. Fine drink, fine food, and fine women may be fine for some, but François D. lives for le cinéma vérité. When he is not behind the camera capturing the essence of life on a non-existant budget, he is behind his typewriter, poo-pooing the latest pap to slither out of Hollywood.
(No. 2197)
- Shark Dog 2
- Material Stretch terry, faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9.75 x 11.5 x 4"
- Description
Shark Dog 2 (The Revenge) is the most versatile of predators. He can stalk his prey in the water, he can crawl up on to land, and he has a Mastercard to purchase plane tickets, so beware. Next time you're in the restroom on a trans-continental flight, you may think you're safe until. . . Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh. Duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh. . . DUH-NEEEEEEEEEEEE! He got there first and used all the toilet paper! Oh, the horror!
(No. 2196)
- Loaf 8
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, velveteen ribbon, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8 x 12 x 3.5"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. Objects Loaf does to grammar standardized.
(No. 2168)
- Mrs. Smelnor 4
- Material Alpine fleece, furry fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10 x 14.5 x 4.25"
- Description
You might not know it at first, but Mrs. Smelnor can bake a mean batch of pumpkin cupcakes.
(No. 2167)
- Maude Squade 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, cotton broadcloth, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.5 x 7 x 3.5"
- Description
Maude has a dual personality - one, the super-hip international spy; the other, a turban-wearing hausfrau who runs a family hostel in Akron.
(No. 2166)
- My Buddy 1
- Material Alpine fleece, faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13 x 9 x 3.5"
- Description
My buddy, my buddy, wherever I go he goes. My buddy, my buddy, my buddy and me.
(No. 2147)
- Senor Pooglins 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14 x 8.5 x 3"
- Description
Oh, si, si.
(No. 2146)
- Blobzilla 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size
Blobzilla: 11.5 x 9.5 x 3.25"
Flame: 4 x 5.5 x 1.5" - Description
When dark clouds of foreboding settle over Newbraska, tiny twins who live in a matchbox sing a siren song over the still waters of the sea to awake Blobzilla from his slumber in his tent at the public campgrounds. He gets up, scratches, stretches, tests his flaming belch and sets off to save the land.
(No. 2137)
- Green Recluse 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.5 x 12 x 3.5"
- Description
The less famous cousin of the ominous Brown Recluse, the Green Recluse is best known for lounging on your couch and slowly leeching funds from your cookie jar. We hope you have insurance, because once the money runs out, he can turn a wee bit nasty, Ms. Jackson.
(No. 2136)
- Counselor Gumbo 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11 x 11 x 3.5"
- Description
You have the right to an attorney: a good old-fashioned, country lawyer in the tradition of Matlock (but with a hipper get-up). Shoot, that Matlock did some good lawyerin'!
(No. 2118)
- Coach Frederick 1
- Material Alpine fleece, stretch terry, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.5 x 7 x 3"
- Description
Back in the 80's, Coach Frederick was the International Rope Skipping Organization's double dutch champion. His winning routine was done to Van Halen's "Jump." After he became aware of the lyrics' suicidal implications, he became horribly dissillusioned. Following decades of shiftless and anti-social behavior, he is ready to "jump" back into the sport with his newly choreographed routine to the Pointer Sisters' "I'm so Excited." Please don't tell him what this song is about. We want him to stick around.
(No. 2117)
- Sir Cutlet 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.5 x 10 x 3"
- Description
He may not be his dentist's favorite customer, but he is sure to take a bite out of your heart. Chomp.
(No. 2116)
- Blue Recluse 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 8 x 12.5 x 3.5"
- Description
The less famous cousin of the ominous Brown Recluse who is best known for lounging on your couch and slowly leeching funds from your cookie jar. We hope you have insurance, because once the money runs out, he can turn a wee bit nasty, Ms. Jackson.
(No. 2093)
- Blobzilla 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size
Blobzilla: 13 x 7.5 x 3.25"
Flame: 3.75 x 5 x 1.5" - Description
When dark clouds of foreboding settle over Newbraska, tiny twins who live in a matchbox sing a siren song over the still waters of the sea to awake Blobzilla from his slumber in his tent at the public campgrounds. He gets up, scratches, stretches, tests his flaming belch and sets off to save the land.
(No. 1810)
- Francis Stein 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14 x 6.75 x 3"
- Description
Francis can't really remember where the stitches came from. It may have been from the brain donation, or perhaps from the freak grapefruit spoon accident. He thinks it may have been from the sharp corner of his coffee table, but we think it safer to leave the mystery alone.
(No. 1809)
- Francis Stein 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.5 x 8 x 3.5"
- Description
Francis can't really remember where the stitches came from. It may have been from a plastic surgery gone awry, or perhaps from the chainsaw accident. He thinks it may have been from the ninja attack, but we think it safer to leave the mystery alone.
(No. 1808)
- Double Duchess 3
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13 x 8.75 x 1.75"
- Description
The Double Duchess is twice the fun, twice the friend, and twice the heads with only one dress between them. The Duchess is currently calling for a boycott on all Wrigley's gum because of the appalling lack of conjoined twins in their advertising.
(No. 2027)
- Patty 1
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11 x 9 x 2.75"
- Description
Patty likes patties: hamburger patties, sausage patties, and Patty Duke. Patty also likes to pat: pat your head, pat you on the back, and patting patties. Pat the hamburger patty, Patty. Pat away! Patty is currently taking patting lessons from "Better Off Dead."
(No. 2026)
- Loaf 7
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, ribbon, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7.5 x 12.5 x 3.5"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee. Bum. Loaf has recently been enjoying NASCAR, but changes the channel to PBS if anyone walks into the room.
(No. 1707)
- Senorita Pooglins 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.25 x 9.5 x 3"
- Description
Oh, si si, Senorita. She has recently taken up badminton.
(No. 2024)
- Dame Cutlet 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 12.5 x 3"
- Description
She may not be her dentist's favorite customer, but she is sure to take a bite out of your heart. Chomp. Dame Cutlet is currently watching Dame Judi Dench in Tomorrow Never Dies.
(No. 2023)
- Dread Pirate Ned 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12 x 9.5 x 3"
- Description
Shiver me timbers and yo-ho-ho! The Dread Pirate Ned sails these here seas in search of a good home where he can stash his booty. Can he stash his big booty at your house? The Dread Pirate Ned is currently reading the Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath.
(No. 2009)
- Pooglins Loaf 1
- Material Faux fur, anti-pill fleece, yarn, felt, velcro, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12 x 9.5 x 3.5 " and 4.75 x 7 x 2"
- Description
Senor Pooglins is taking Loaf, Jr. for a stroll. They like to walk around the block, up to the town square, and stare in the windows of the antique shop, the sandwich shop, and the used appliance shop. They are currently taking a break from an intense game of Settlers of Catan.
(No. 2003)
- Whale Dog 5
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10 x 12.5 x 3"
- Description
Make no mistake, Whale Dog is a looker. Only, are you looking at him, or is he looking at you? Whale Dog is currently reading Hamlet and the Baker's Son by Augusto Boal.
(No. 2002)
- S.W.M. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, yarn, polyseter fiberfill
- Size 13.5 x 8.25 x 3.5"
- Description
SWM, 13.5", brown hair, suave stache. Into x-treme dating, x-treme sports, Extreme (U know, that band, "Only words..."), and maybe you... Looking for SF, 12 in. - 7 ft., full-figure OK, kids OK, who wants to share a milkshake and maybe more? Love and adventure are only a click away. Meet me in the chat room. Full-body shots only, please.
(No. 2000)
- Obstkuchen 1
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12.25 x 9.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Obstkuchen has to study and doesn't have time to hang out. . .or does she? Is she a hipster or a nerd? Undercover or aloof?
(No. 1993)
- Obstkuchen 2
- Material Alpine fleece, furry fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12 x 9.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Obstkuchen has to study and doesn't have time to hang out. . .or does she? Is she a hipster or a nerd? Undercover or aloof?
(No. 1992)
- Cap’n Capeman 2
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, terry cloth, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13.5 x 8 x 3.25"
- Description
Wherever there is injustice, wherever there is suffering, wherever small children are deprived of quality plush — Cap'n Capeman will be there! Rest assured citizens.
(No. 1983)
- Pootan 4
- Material Fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 12 x 9.25 x 3.5"
- Description
Pootan is very conscientious but also very easily embarrassed. Maybe a hug will help.
(No. 1981)
- Huffy 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13 x 13 x 3.25"
- Description
The arrow through the head may be a gag, or perhaps he was ambushed by a near-sighted cupid. It could happen...
(No. 1978)
- Fe-Whale Dog 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, micro-fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 9.25 x 13 x 2.75"
- Description
Make no mistake, Fe-Whale Dog is a looker. I ♥ her booty. No really, I put hearts on her booty.
(No. 1977)
- Melba Toast 3
- Material Micro-fleece, alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, yarn, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.5 x 8.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Melba loves to play in the snow, but always remembers a cap to keep warm and toasty. Beware, Melba is a killer shot with a snowball.
(No. 1976)
- Viceroy Joy 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, yarn, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 13 x 8 x 2.25"
- Description
Viceroy Joy has always got something to say, whether it is official, ostentatious, or just plain goofy. Lend her your ear for a chit-chat.
(No. 1975)
- Whale Dog 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, faux fur, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 10.5 x 15 x 3.5"
- Description
Make no mistake, Whale Dog is a looker. Only, are you looking at him, or is he looking at you?
(No. 1966)
- S.W.M. 1
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, yarn, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 14.5 x 7.25 x 3"
- Description
Be my Valentine? SWM, 14.5", brown hair, suave stache. Into x-treme dating, x-treme sports, Extreme (U know, that band, "Only words..."), and maybe you... R U x-treme 2? Looking for SF, 12" - 7', full-figure OK, kids OK, who wants to share a milkshake and maybe more? R U my soulmate? Love and adventure are only a click away. Meet me in the chat room. Full-body shots only, please.
(No. 1965)
- Whaleronimo 2
- Material Microfleece, alpine fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 13.75 x 2.75"
- Description
Got a Whaleronimo of a tale to tell ya, lads / A Whaleronimo of a tale or two / 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved / On nights like this with the moon above / A Whaleronimo of a tale and it's all true / I swear by my tattoo.. Nah. Doesn't have the same ring to it.
(No. 1963)
- Francois D. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 11.5 x 10.5 x 3"
- Description
This squat Parisian is obviously a connoisseur of the finer things in life. If you lose track of him, he's probably snapping his fingers at some poetry at the corner café. Give him a black turtleneck and there is no stopping him. Oh, he has no neck... Um, nevermind.
(No. 1962)