Sold Blobbies, Jr.
- Loaf, Jr. 11
- Material Anti-pill fleece, ric-rac, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4 x 7.75 x 2.25"
- Description
Legend has it, Loaf was baked in a witch's oven for three weeks before he was plucked out by a lumberjack who tried to eat him. When loaf cried out, the lumberjack realized that he couldn't devour such a cute treat, and instead adopted him into the lumberjack way of life. This is, of course, all a lie.
(No. 2595)
- Li’l Jordie 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4.5 x 5.5.x 2.5"
- Description
A mean trombone player and a wiz at Korean delicacies, Li'l Jordie is a good Blobby to have at your side. But when he gets sick, he can power-vomit over five feet. Watch out! We recommend keeping him up on his flu shots.
(No. 2518)
- Bubba Tatuman, Jr. 8
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5 x 5.25 x 2"
- Description
Bubba is the perfect accomplice for a spy mission, since he can hide behind a shrubbery and peer his googly eyes unobserved over the top. However, due to his horrible hay fever, he will usually give away your position with a sniffle or vociferous complaint about ragweed.
(No. 2423)
- Charlie Sheen, Jr. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5 x 7 x 3"
- Description
Despite his name-sake's zombie-like performances in Spin City and My Two Dads (or is it Two and a Half Men. . . whatever) Charlie's hopes are high for the future. He aspires to going toe-to-toe with Coolio on Fear Factor, joining the local Elk's Lodge, and hitting the grocery store on triple coupon day. Way to aim high, Charlie!
(No. 2414)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 6
- Material Alpine fleece, anti-pill fleece, felt, yarn, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 7.25 x 2.5"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: children named after Republican presidents, fictional books about the Titanic, and itchy rashes. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2413)
- Loaf, Jr. 10
- Material Faux fur, ribbon, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4.5 x 7 x 2.25"
- Description
Legend has it, Loaf was baked in a witch's oven for three weeks before he was plucked out by a lumberjack who tried to eat him. When loaf cried out, the lumberjack realized that he couldn't devour such a cute treat, and instead adopted him into the lumberjack way of life. This is, of course, all a lie.
(No. 2412)
- Patty, Jr. 5
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 6.25 x 2.5"
- Description
Patty likes patties: hamburger patties, sausage patties, and Patty Duke. Patty also likes to pat: pat your head, pat you on the back, and patting patties. Pat the hamburger patty, Patty. Pat away! Patty is currently putting up a poster of Peanut's Peppermint Patty in her pad.
(No. 2408)
- Huffy, Jr. 9
- Material Alpine fleece, microfleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 6 x 2.25"
- Description
Either the victim or the instrument of cupid, Huffy, Jr. keeps life in perspective. She always focuses on the longer view. An arrow to the head? It's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Sales tax woes? Tom Selleck, Jr. die? Swamped with meaningless projects that don't reward you with enough to make the whole ordeal worth the blood, sweat, and tears?! No worries here. Huffy Jr.'s aim is true.
(No. 2401)
- Loaf, Jr. 9
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, satin cord, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4.25 x 8 x 2.75"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. However, she has never been called late for dinner.
(No. 2400)
- Huffy, Jr. 8
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 5.75 x 2.25"
- Description
Either the victim or the instrument of cupid, Huffy, Jr. keeps life in perspective. She always focuses on the longer view. An arrow to the head? It's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Owe taxes this year? Surrounded by flummery? Scurvy? No worries here. Huffy Jr.'s aim is true.
(No. 2392)
- Charlie Sheen, Jr. 4
- Material Alpine fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.75 x 6.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Despite his zombie-like performances in Spin City and My Two Dads (or is it Two and a Half Men. . . whatever) Charlie's hopes are high for the future. He aspires to playing the Vice President in a Lifetime Channel movie, appearing on the Carson Daily Show after Carrot Top, and buying celery at the grocery store. Way to aim high, Charlie!
(No. 2391)
- Huffy, Jr. 7
- Material Faux fur, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 5.75 x 2.25"
- Description
Either the victim or the instrument of cupid, Huffy, Jr. keeps life in perspective. She always focuses on the longer view. An arrow to the head? It's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Lose the election? Childhood bully still haunting you? Crocodile eat your family? No worries here. Huffy Jr.'s aim is true.
(No. 2385)
- Schmeckler, Jr. 5
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.25 x 7.25 x 2"
- Description
Schmeckler's natural enemy is the blue jay. He cannot tolerate the blue jay's chirp, its devil-may-care attitude, and its grace as it flies. He also hates blue jays because when ever he sees one, he ends up with "Wind Beneath My Wings" stuck in his head for days. Stinkin' Bette Midler. Stinkin' blue jays.
(No. 2380)
- Loaf, Jr. 8
- Material Furry fleece, ribbon, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4.5 x 7.25 x 2.5"
- Description
Loaf has often been called a derelict, ne'er-do-well, sluggard, wastrel, hooligan, loafer, loiterer, freeloader, couch potato, and a bum. Tee-hee: bum. Loaf likes to think of himself as a retired dot com capitalist.
(No. 2379)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 7
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, yarn, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.75 x 7 x 2.25"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: Neil Diamond cover bands, hamburger helper dinners, and sub-zero temperatures. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2378)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 5
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, yarn, felt, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 7 x 2.5"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: flat tires, curmudgeonly neighbors, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing calypso. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2295)
- Bubba Tatuman, Jr. 7
- Material Furry fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 4.25 x 1.75"
- Description
Bubba is the perfect accomplice for a spy mission, since he can hide behind a shrubbery and peer his googly eyes unobserved over the top. However, due to his horrible hay fever, he will usually give away your position with a sniffle or his vociferous complaining about mold.
(No. 2294)
- Buffalo Crud, Jr. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.5 x 6 x 2.25"
- Description
Wandering the plains of Newbraska, Buffalo Crud wiles away his days chewing on toothpicks and identifying cloud formations. Why, just yesterday he saw a cloud that was the spitting image of Ricky Schroder. He spent the rest of the afternoon humming the Silver Spoons theme song.
(No. 2293)
- Schmeckler, Jr. 4
- Material Sueded fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.5 x 6 x 2"
- Description
Schmeckler's natural enemy is the blue jay. He cannot tolerate the blue jay's chirp, its devil-may-care attitude, and its grace as it flies. He also hates blue jays because when ever he sees one, he ends up with "Wind Beneath My Wings" stuck in his head for days. Stinkin' Bette Midler. Stinkin' blue jays.
(No. 2291)
- Nibbler, Jr. 5
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.5 x 4.75 x 1.5"
- Description
Ankles and achilles tendons beware! Our affectionate little nibbler doesn't know the sharpness of its own mini fangs. Nibbler is currently washing dishes and trying not to get dishpan hands.
(No. 2289)
- Charlie Sheen, Jr. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.25 x 6.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Despite his zombie-like performances in Spin City and My Two Dads (or is it Two and a Half Men. . . whatever) Charlie's hopes are high for the future. He aspires to being a runway model at the age of 50, appearing on the Tyra Banks show, and being interviewed by Tony Danza. Way to aim high, Charlie!
(No. 2288)
- Huffy, Jr. 6
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.5 x 6.25 x 2"
- Description
Either the victim or the instrument of cupid, Huffy, Jr. keeps life in perspective. She always focuses on the longer view. An arrow to the head? It's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Bankrupt? Sinkhole swallowed the house? Insufferable rash? No worries here. Huffy Jr.'s aim is true.
(No. 2285)
- Patty, Jr. 4
- Material Furry fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.75 x 6 x 2.25"
- Description
Patty likes patties: hamburger patties, sausage patties, and Patty Duke. Patty also likes to pat: pat your head, pat you on the back, and patting patties. Pat the hamburger patty, Patty. Pat away! Patty is currently putting up a poster of Peanut's Peppermint Patty in her pad.
(No. 2274)
- Schmeckler, Jr. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7.5 x 5 x 2.25"
- Description
Schmeckler's natural enemy is the blue jay. He cannot tolerate the blue jay's chirp, its devil-may-care attitude, and its grace as it flies. He also hates blue jays because when ever he sees one, he ends up with "Wind Beneath My Wings" stuck in his head for days. Stinkin' Bette Midler. Stinkin' blue jays.
(No. 2263)
- Loaf, Jr. 6
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, ribbon, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5 x 7.25 x 2.25"
- Description
She's stripey and slinky, and if you are ever a bit confused, Loaf is the one to direct you to the right path. She is a solid friend with a reliable heart and a sweet pair of lips. Loaf is currently battling with a heating pad that won't stay in place.
(No. 2262)
- Hoosier, Jr. 3
- Material Furry fleece, anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5.75 x 7 x 2"
- Description
What exactly is a Hoosier? Nobody really knows, not even those of us in Indiana. Let Hoosier, Jr. solve this mystery of the ages. So what exactly is Hoosier, Jr.? Um, we don't know that either.
(No. 2259)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 4
- Material Alpine fleece, felt, yarn, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.5 x 7.5 x 2.5"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: moldy cheese, voting in a two-party system, and ice-melt residue. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2230)
- Loaf, Jr. 5
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, cotton cord, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5 x 7 x 2.25"
- Description
She's stripey and slinky, and if you are ever a bit confused, Loaf is the one to direct you to the right path. She is a solid friend with a reliable heart and a sweet pair of lips. Loaf is currently doing Google searches on Umberto Eco.
(No. 2228)
- Nibbler, Jr. 4
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 4.5 x 6 x 1.75
- Description
Ankles and achilles tendons beware! Our affectionate little nibbler doesn't know the sharpness of its own mini fangs. Nibbler is currently watching The Greatest American Hero, believe it or not.
(No. 2226)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, yarn, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 7 x 2.5"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: belly button lint, cleaning out the litter box, and slipping on black ice. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2223)
- Charlie Sheen, Jr. 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 6.5 x 2.25"
- Description
Despite his zombie-like performances in Spin City and My Two Dads (or is it Two and a Half Men. . . whatever) Charlie's hopes are high for the future. He aspires to being a runway model at the age of 50, appearing on the Tyra Banks show, and being interviewed by Tony Danza. Way to aim high, Charlie!
(No. 2186)
- Bubba Tatuman, Jr. 6
- Material Alpine, fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 5 x 4 x 2"
- Description
Bubba is the perfect accomplice for a spy mission, since he can hide behind a shrubbery and peer his googly eyes unobserved over the top. However, due to his horrible hay fever, he will usually give away your position with a sniffle or his vociferous complaining about ragweed.
(No. 2185)
- Schmeckler, Jr. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 4.5 x 2"
- Description
Schmeckler's natural enemy is the blue jay. He cannot tolerate the blue jay's chirp, its devil-may-care attitude, and its grace as it flies. He also hates blue jays because when ever he sees one, he ends up with "Wind Beneath My Wings" stuck in his head for days. Stinkin' Bette Midler. Stinkin' blue jays.
(No. 2184)
- Prince Lump, Jr. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6 x 4.5 x 2"
- Description
The fair prince has led a sheltered life within the cold walls of his palace. He has doffed his princely attire to see the world from the eyes of the common folk. Invite him into your home and teach him the joys of dumpster diving for bagels, Arrested Development, and post-it notes. Ah, the simple life.
(No. 2182)
- Mr. Chet, Jr. 3
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7.25 x 3.75 x 1.75"
- Description
Mr. Chet is the hall monitor and substitute teacher at the high school. He can administer tests, lord over study hall, check bathroom passes, and regale the students with tales of his night job as a prison guard. He lives off of Funyuns and Mountain Dew from the teacher's lounge vending machines.
(No. 2181)
- Mr. Chet, Jr. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 3.5 x 2"
- Description
Mr. Chet is the hall monitor and substitute teacher at the high school. He can administer tests, lord over study hall, check bathroom passes, and regale the students with tales of his night job as a prison guard. He lives off of Grandma's cookies and Jolt from the teacher's lounge vending machines.
(No. 2175)
- Prince Lump, Jr. 2
- Material Anti-pill fleece, felt, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.25 x 4.5 x 2"
- Description
The fair prince has led a sheltered life within the cold walls of his palace. He has doffed his princely attire to see the world from the eyes of the common folk. Invite him into your home and teach him the joys of swedish fish, luche libre, and making your own iron-ons. Ah, the simple life.
(No. 2179)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 2
- Material Alpine fleece, waffle fleece, felt, yarn, rattle, polyester fiberfill
- Size 7 x 6.5 x 2"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: chewing through power lines, watching Freddie Prinze, Jr. movies over and over again, and concerts in the park put on by aging hippies. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2172)
- Gus, Jr. Rattle 1
- Material Anti-pill fleece, alpine fleece, felt, rattle, yarn, polyester fiberfill
- Size 6.5 x 6 x 2.25"
- Description
Gus, Jr. appreciates the finer things in life: the musical stylings of Michael Bolton, furniture from Sears, and the roaring horsepower of his Ford Taurus. Well, he does have a screw loose. That's why his head rattles. Seriously, he's a rattle. Y'know for kids.
(No. 2171)