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This is the End / R.I.P. Blobby Farm

October 3, 2007   |   Comments: 06   |   Section: Blobituaries / Headlines
This is the end

Dear Party People,

This is the end, my friend. You may have noticed our neglect of Blobbyfarm.com since, oh, around April of 2006. At that time we moved (again), started new jobs, and just got busy. As we got more and more entrenched in our new lives, we found that there were a number of other things that trumped Blobbies in our lives - curating exhibitions, teaching, getting ready for our first child (woo-hoo!), locksmithing classes, frosting graffiti, etc. Blobbies fell by the wayside.

We recently received an email from our domain registrar notifying us that the URL Blobbyfarm.com expires on October 5th. We have made the decision to just let it go. Blobbyfarm.com will no longer exist. Sure, we’ll make a few Blobby related items for our new baby (we just got a silkscreener after all), and we can make a Blobby every now and again for our friends and family members. But as far as the general public is concerned, Blobby Farm is extinct.

We sincerely appreciate all the support we’ve received and friends we’ve made because of this goofy endeavor. As a final thank you, between now and October 5th, you can purchase anything on the Blobbyfarm.com website for 50% off the original price (sale price is as marked). It’s not like we were ever really in this for the money anyway. Make sure you download your coloring book pages and send your last Blob-E-Grams before October 5th when everything disappears.

Thanks again and we’ll catch you on the flip side.

Thanks and Cheers,
Maria and Chris
(The Blobby Farmers)

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R.I.P.: Skewampae

December 2, 2006   |   Comments: 05   |   Section: Blobituaries
Sweampae, R.I.P.

Lord and Lady Skewampus stumbled upon death when their automobile swerved into the tar pits off Highway 5 in rural Newbraska just after 2:00 p.m., December 1, 2006. Lady Skewampus was known for her je ne sais quoi, esprit d’accord, and coup de pied aux fesses. Lord Skewampus was known for his indavertant insults and an acute penchant for licorice whips. But, it was the couple’s love of swerving their car uncontrollably around the road that led to their demise. They leave behind no children, but a legacy of destroyed mailboxes, nearly missed pedestrians, and bent rims.

Services will be held at noon on Tuesday, December 5, at the Bittles and Hurt funeral home on Main street in Newbraska. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that trees be planted along the roadside to replace the ones felled by the Skewampus’s wild rides.

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Plush-O-Rama

November 5, 2006   |   Comments: 00   |   Section: Headlines

NEWBRASKA — We’ve been waiting with baited breath for Lark Book’s latest tome to arrive in our mailbox. Plush-O-Rama: Curious Creatures for Immature Adults finally landed on our doorstep yesterday. Blobby Farm has two tutorials for making your own Blobby inside the pages of the book. We are featured alongside such luminaries as Lizette Greco, Jenny Harada, Creature Co-op, and Beck Wheeler. Pick up a copy for yourself and master the art of plush. Don’t forget, the holidays are right around the corner…

Plush You 2: Report from Seattle

October 14, 2006   |   Comments: 00

SEATTLE — Apparently the Plush You 2 show at Schmancy in Seattle was a success. We weren’t able to make it to the show as we’re still wading through cardboard boxes at our new digs in Colorado and all of our money was spent to get us here. So, we are just living vicariously through Flickr tours of the show.

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Blobbies Attend Abolish Columbus Day March

October 11, 2006   |   Comments: 01

NEWBRASKA — Hundreds of Blobbies reaffirmed their opposition to genocide, rape, plunder and dismemberment Monday by attending the annual Abolish Columbus Day march in downtown Newbraska. The march was a peaceful one, with all the proper demonstration permits obtained ahead of time from the proper Native American tribal authorities. Authorities of neighboring occupational western powers were not consulted.

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