Dearest Lyssa of the Fringe,

First off, “Hi, there,” is not an appropriate greeting for aristocracy. You may start all future correspondences with “My Leige,” “Mein Herr,” or “Tootsie.”

Now, on to your question. I’m afraid that I don’t know to what you are referring. Do you mean the image of the leather fringe jacket from Señor Pooglins’s advice to “Desperate to Look Good,” or are you referring to my oft visited blog, The Baron of Beef Von Espy’s Fringe Tracker? Either way, I do not own the copyrights to any of the images and you will have to contact the individual web site administrators for permission to use any images.

While I have your attention, I have been working on a script about a young and innocent baron who comes to the big city with dreams of opening his own leather and fringe store only to run into problems with a gang of local street tuffs who run the denim store across the street. Judging by the fact that you are from Broadway.com and are associated with this fascinating Fringe Festival, I think this may be right up your alley. Get back with me ASAP as I’m sure this script won’t be on the market for long.

Your Friend in Fringe,
The Baron of Beef Von Espy
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